Dear Roonas:

Which of you three has the best pimpin skillz?

Whitey

Well, Whitey ...

*god you need an easier name to spell, like Joe). (*it's the y ... it always gets me).

Ok ... what was your question ... oh right, the boring pimpin' skillz question (good thing you added the Z for effect ... it's downright street yo!).

Hmm ... I would bet Bob ... why, because everyone always says "Bob's gettin' the shaft, Bob's gettin' blown up ... Bob's gay ..." and I'm tired of hearin' bout Bob ... so there ya go peeps ... this is probably the last time, *note this history watchers* I will ever, EVER, mention Bob as a character in Sacred Pie again. (and yes, I threw this into a non-bob question because none of you would be expecting it, and I figure I might just slip this one past some people. *hi Jenny, if you're reading* ... ).

This has been your friendly neighborhood Roonas, signing on yet again, another record setting ASK ROONAS!

-Roonas.