Dear Roonas -

If you were in a situation where you were forced by alien captors to choose between Bob and Sid and have homosexual "relations" with one of them, who would you choose and why?

SolsticeJo

Ah... Solstice ... how "wiccan" of you,

That must go over well with the in-laws huh ... bein' wiccan an' all ....

Now on to your question ... which, by the way, is now officially the dumbest question ever asked of yours truly. *shakes his head in disgust at you* ... You think you're funny ... I know, I've seen you ... you think you're a riot. Well - news flash - you're not funny.

You must've giggled to yourself for at least a half hour, thinking how clever you were, and what a dynamite question you were going to ask the Roonas to see his funny response. Well - here's your funny response:

"... I don't believe in Aliens." - Bob

(thanks for the assist Bob - this question sucked!).

-Roonas