This is for Ask Roonas!

. Prey elucidate, since what age have you been drawing? Were you in any art clubs in high school? Did you ever do any yearbook art? If you did, is there anyway us pie-heads can see it?

Heeheehee,

Big Evil

Well Matt, or Matthew, or whatever you call yourself,

...I will answer all those questions, one by one.

Prey elucidate, since what age have you been drawing?

. Well - I have been drawing since a very early age. I'd say about 2, maybe 3. I was known to be the best three year old artist in my house (at the time). I, being of great skillz, decided I should be an artist when I grow up, but then, I suddenly knew I had a higher calling, and was going to join CHiPs. Yes, CHiPs. So drawing went on hold ... for quite some time.

Were you in any art clubs in high school?

No.

Did you ever do any yearbook art?

. Actually, I aspired to do some one day. I actually almost got the motivation to draw a crappy indian head for our 5th grade year book cover... but I gave up, it was too tough.

If you did, is there anyway us pie-heads can see it?

. Well - you can see it, but I wouldn't recommend seeing it currently, because most of my art work is covered over, by White paint, on my parents living room wall. I did some amazing (michael-angelo-esque) crayon drawings. But alas, my folks didn't see the beauty in my art, so they painted over it. I'm scarred.

. If you have not figured it out by now, I am not Bob. I - am Roonas. Bob draws, I don't. Bob is creative, I am merely bitter. I am Roonas, woe to be the Roonas.

*Just for effect*,

Roonas

P.S. Bob isn't going to answer your questions, because this is MY section of Sacred Pie. He has to leave his hands off my shizzle.