Howdy, Mr. Roonas Sir. And Mr. Bob Sir. And Whoever else.

*Looks behind himself* ... No one else is here, 'cept me and Bob. (Clayton was here for one of these sessions, and almost made it, but alas, our intern has fallen on "FIRED" times ... well, till we find something else for him to do) ...

Been reading about a year. (And trying to figure stuff out as long to, but hey Just looking around, and http://sacredpie.com/sacredobjects.html is good. T'yalla ... is one of those planned things, no?

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Sorry, got caught in another infinite loop there.

Um, Yes. He was planned. (we don't have "errant children" in our little universe).

Which of the sacred objects do you think are the *least* useful?

The Helmet, because, to be honest, there are very few things I'd be willing to risk my soul for ... bit sometimes, it's tempting to want the helmet to interpret what people were thinking when they wrote me these questions ... but then again, I probably wouldn't get it even if they did tell me what they were thinking ...

But, not to digress, the Helmet, because the cost outweighs the means and results ...

Do you know whey anybody would ask if you've been to Boston in the Fall?

(Whey? I know what it's like to have typo-itis at times) ... but this one almost got me ... but I've known so many people whom would ask me that, but none of them that I'd care enough to fake an answer for ... (can't say I do offhand) ... (Good lord the helmet would be useful right about now ...)

Ever seen the Lain?

Nope. (Man, that Helmet sure is going up in stock ... we might be replacing it on the list ...).

How soon do you think the Earth will actually be destroyed?

By mankind, itself, about 5 minutes after someone finally figures things (life) out. How else? (Probably over the Helmet)

Do you know any other languages? Like Canadian?

I had the priveledge to live North O' the Border for a brief respit of time ... I adapted to my surroundings and did what any red-blooded American faced with being in a group full of Europeans and Canadians would do ... I learned to speak the language. Which of course was the language o' da hosers! ... Canamerican English, Eh. I also like to think of my experience up North as a time of purgatory. A place to think, unhindered. But when I realized I was in the company of Europeans and Canadians, I became suspicious of what they were thinking, and decided to head back to the good Ol' US of A ... (Although, I always had a thing for this Canuck Chick ... She was a Quebec'r displaced in Ottawa ... she brightened my life ... and her family was way cool). Needless to say, I came back, lost the accent and the ability to blend in with my Northern Border'd friends ...

The Roonas adapts, or the Roonas dies ...

Who is this using PageMill 2.0 on a Mac?

Good lord I wish I had the Helmet ... I am now replacing the "Most Useless Item" bottom rung ... the Helmet goes up, and the Gauntlet comes down. The most useless gauntlet would only be good for blasting my reply into orbit, in pieces ...

Sincerely, later, and sayonara yo

-Sudrien

Danka,

-Roonas