Hey Roonas,

What advice do you have for all the young people who want to be just like you when they grow up?

Sincerely,

--Chris Whetstone

Well Chris,

Now that ya ask. I guess I would have to say, to be like me when they grow up, kids really have to be motivated. Motivated to do absolutely as little as possible, and be as darn lazy as he can be. Oh, and be bored alot, so their imagination is forced to expand. That's about all - s'not like it's tough being the Roonas an' all.

Woe is the Roonas,

-Roonas.